Buy a DVD of this race today - Galletta's
2007 Volume 1 DVD:
8/2007 UPDATE: However, because in August 2007,
Gary temporarily quit racing and angrily requested that his name be removed from the website, his
forfeited win now goes to 2nd-place Chris Stevens! Hooray! As a joke,
I made this alternate version of Gary's win, with his name and face removed,
even from an alternate version of his bio! Gary's
real driver profile and
spoof
driver profile versions!:

G*** M***** S*. (posing
with his #1 fan & son, C**** M*****) won an exciting 45-Lap opening event
consisting of fifteen karts! G***'s new #24, his former backup frame, was rebuilt by Dick Dann, the motor was purchased off eBay by Chris Stevens and tuned-up by Matt Stevens. The original race-time of 6:30pm was delayed
nearly two hours due to a late afternoon downpour that forced us to work on
drying the track, furthered by a blowout in the audio setup in the recording
tower. Thanks to everybody who helped and were patient with the delay.
Qualifying Heats:

Here are snapshots from the 2-hour, 2-camera angle DVD. The first heat was
utterly dominated by Jason Mills in the Maynes #83. Starting on the pole due
to his 2006 inverted PPR handicap position, he pulled away and
was never challenged once due to a slick track and his slick driving.

Multi-Time Defending Track Champion Matt Stevens took the second heat win in his
Galletta's Greenhouse Silver Bullet #33 by driving under Oscar Berry and
Dick Dann as they crashed together while battling for the lead. However,
with three 1st-time rookies in the race, it was cluttered with a few
accidents. For example, 1st-time rookie driver William Hardy Jr. drove unsafely
slow and zigzagged all over the track. While being lapped, he collected Kyle
Reuter, G*** M*****, and Oscar Berry. But in an eerie coincidence, the same
accident in the 2nd heat was almost identically repeated in the Feature
event, with Hardy (being lapped after one green lap), again collected Kyle
Reuter in the very same spot in turn four and barely avoided collecting
Chris Stevens. This accident has led to another new rookie rule, which I
shall elaborate more on below.*
THE 1st FEATURE
of 2007: Jason Mills voluntarily relinquished his handicap
starting pole position because he wanted a challenge and started in
last. Oscar Berry then was able to lead the first three laps until he
drove into the garden and retired with mechanical problems.

Dick Dann then took over in his potent
#86 kart and slowly pulled away from the field, leading laps four through
twenty-four before he and then 2nd place driver Matt Stevens spun and
tangled together in turns three and four and had to go to the rear.
The race lead was then inherited by G*** M***** (in his new #24 rebuilt
by Dick Dan) and followed by Wesley "Ogre" Stevens (in his
Galletta's Greenhouse #4). Ogre then spun out and hit the inside wall
in turn two, which then led to a torrid, twenty-two lap battle for the
lead with Chris Stevens (in his Galletta's Greenhouse/ChrusherComix/Emperor
Palpatine/San Antonio Spurs/NY Jets #8) following him closely and showing
a tire several times. Fast Freddy Collins dropped out due to a still
healing broken hip (and he brought out too many cautions), Jason Mills
dropped out due to a blown tire, and...
Ed Maynes (in the Team Maynes #9) broke a tie-rod and took a while ride
off of turn four and crashed into a greenhouse! Seriously, Ed?
All four rookie/novices
were disqualified for breaking the new "3-cautions-and-you're-out"
rule, and from now on, novices will now race their own "Rookie
Race" in order to see if they qualify to race with the veterans.*

For the final five laps, G*** led a near
bumper-to-bumper freight train including Chris Stevens, Matt Stevens, Wesley
Ogre Stevens, Dick Dann, and Nick Dann. Oddly, the race was supposed to be
40 laps, but upon reviewing the DVD, the lap counters accidentally missed an extra
five green laps, probably due to the numerous rookie-caused cautions
breaking their concentration (it wasn't their fault; it can get confusing at times when the leaders make it to the finish line around the same time that a newbie spins out in the rear). We are always looking for additional volunteers to operate flags, enforce rules, and document race leaders and final positioning, because we didn't have enough this race.
Please visit this message board thread, where we are posting more photos and
captions. The final order:
June 3rd, 2007 "45-lap" Feature Final order or finish:
|
Position |
Name & Go-Kart Piloted
|
|
1st |
G*** M***** Sr. (M***** #24)
|
|
2nd |
Chris Stevens (Galletta's #8)
|
|
3rd |
Matt Stevens (Galletta's #33) |
|
4th |
Wes "Ogre" Stevens (Galletta's #4)
|
|
5th |
Dick
Dann (Team Dann #86) |
|
6th |
Nick Dann (Team Dann #02) |
|
7th |
Ed Maynes (Team Maynes #9)
DNF |
|
8th |
Jason
Mills (Team Maynes #38) DNF |
|
9th |
Kyle
Reuter (Galletta's #7) DNF
|
|
10th |
Oscar
Berry (Team Oz #11) DNF
|
|
11th |
Fred
Collins (Galletta's #2) DNF-DQ
|
|
12th |
Wayne Milliken (Team Oz #??) DNF-DQ |
|
13th |
Scott Evans (Galletta's #6) DNF-DQ |
|
14th |
David Evans (Galletta's #0) DNF-DQ |
|
15th |
William Hardy Jr. (Galletta's #1)
DNF-DQ |
DNF- = Did Not Finish (Mechanical reasons).
DNF-DQ = Disqualification (for accidents and/or bringing out over 3 yellow flags).
* = RULES UPDATE: Due to
1st-time rookies creating all kinds of accidents and problems (for years
now), we have now implemented a new "Rookie Race" which will be like a
B-Main and would consist of first-timers and accident-prone novices (or
newbies if you will). Any rookies who complete the race without being a
hazard to themselves or other drivers by spinning or wrecking will be
allowed in to the Feature event. They will be judged by the track officials
and veteran drivers. If every rookie in the race causes three cautions, the
race will end and no winner will be declared, nor will they qualify for the
feature event.
Galletta's Go-Karts
2007 Point Standings
After 1 event from 6/3/2007:
| Rank |
Driver Name & Go-Karts Piloted |
Total Points (Place) |
Average Points Per Event |
Events Entered |
Feature Wins |
| 1 |
|
166.00 |
166.00 |
1 |
1 |
| 2 |
Matt Stevens (Galletta's #33) |
144.50 |
144.50 |
1 |
0 |
| 3 |
Dick Dann (Team Dann #86) |
143.50 |
143.50 |
1 |
0 |
| 4 |
Chris "Chrusher" Stevens (Galletta's #8) |
142.00 |
142.00 |
1 |
1 |
| 5 |
Wesley "Ogre" Stevens (Galletta's #4) |
123.00 |
123.00 |
1 |
0 |
| 6 |
"Fast" Eddie Maynes (Team Maynes #9) |
117.50 |
117.50 |
1 |
0 |
| 7 |
Nick Dann (Team Dann #02) |
117.00 |
117.00 |
1 |
0 |
| 8 |
Jason Mills (Team Maynes #38) |
108.00 |
108.00 |
1 |
0 |
| 9 |
Oscar "Flyin' Oz" Berry (Team Oz #11) |
95.00 |
95.00 |
1 |
0 |
| 10 |
Kyle Reuter (Galletta's #7) |
93.00 |
93.00 |
1 |
0 |
| 11 |
Flyin' Freddy Collins (Galletta's #2) |
89.00 |
89.00 |
1 |
0 |
| 12 |
Wayne Milliken (Team Oz #??) |
78.00 |
78.00 |
1 |
0 |
| 13 |
Scott Evans (Galletta's #6) |
69.00 |
69.00 |
1 |
0 |
| 14 |
David Evans (Galletta's #0) |
66.00 |
66.00 |
1 |
0 |
| 15 |
William Hardy Jr. (Galletta's #1) |
57.00 |
57.00 |
1 |
0 |
Points system is in
Rules section. Laps led count in Feature, and each race awards points. The more laps, means the higher the scale.
Oswego
Yard Karts 2007 Volume #1 DVD:
Contains the
June 3rd, 2007
races at Galletta's.
Here are the covers below: